Regrets a mile long

be kind.

things discussed tonight at alyssa’s.

theshapeofyourmouth:

  • strippers
  • religion
  • politics
  • economics
  • educational systems
  • gender roles
  • sexuality
  • book clubs
  • western vs. eastern cultures
  • capitalism
  • healthcare
  • the vatican
  • contraceptives
  • african tribes from and anthropological perspective
  • autism/mental/social disorders
  • homeschooling
  • etc.

and hopefully this will happen … again… and again… AND AGAIN….
<3 best night in a long time.  
OH AND LET’S NOT FORGET FEMALE PRESIDENTS <3  

(via between-your-lips-and-mine)

  • Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
  • People: What if they’re gay?
  • Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
Because pooping is good.

And I cannot shit.
and this is what happens when Heather and I get together. 

Because pooping is good.

And I cannot shit.

and this is what happens when Heather and I get together. 

(Source: theshapeofyourmouth)

Anonymous asked: YOU LIKE WIENER?

oh yessss.s especiallly HEATHER’S 

Cuz failing at life is what I do best! 

Cuz failing at life is what I do best! 

sallymurphy:

when people seriously compliment me
it’s like
wow are you being 
for real 
like 
god bless you and your family 
and I hope all your dreams come true 
amen

(Source: instant-amnesia, via angielar)

New goal is to learn how to play the bass.
I mean, if I gave up 9 years of my life to play the violin
I should at least put away one summer for THIS beautiful instrument, yes? 

New goal is to learn how to play the bass.

I mean, if I gave up 9 years of my life to play the violin

I should at least put away one summer for THIS beautiful instrument, yes?