haiii sheerin’s tumblr followers.
my name is heather and i’m way cooler than sheerin.
Do you think there are two funnier words in the English language to use in conjunction with each other than “butt plug”?
I maintain that there are not.
The transition from Sméagol to Gollum remains one of the most terrifying things i have ever seen in my life.
I mean okay the guy is a lil’ creeper from the start
But then what the fuck
no wait pls
whAT THE FUCK IS THAT FLAPS OF SKIN HANGING OFF YOU AND SHIT
SWEET JESUS SPARE ME
FUCKING NO MORE OKAY
I FUCKING REPENT MOTHERFUCKER
I CAN’T TAKE ANYMO——- aww look at that lil’ face