Man you don’t understand though it was some critical shit.Sick burns with Ryan
Who the hell texts people about their last shit?
This…. is something… I say.
things discussed tonight at alyssa’s.
- strippers
- religion
- politics
- economics
- educational systems
- gender roles
- sexuality
- book clubs
- western vs. eastern cultures
- capitalism
- healthcare
- the vatican
- contraceptives
- african tribes from and anthropological perspective
- autism/mental/social disorders
- homeschooling
- etc.
and hopefully this will happen … again… and again… AND AGAIN….
<3 best night in a long time.
OH AND LET’S NOT FORGET FEMALE PRESIDENTS <3
- Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
- People: What if they’re gay?
- Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
Because pooping is good.
And I cannot shit.
and this is what happens when Heather and I get together.
(Source: theshapeofyourmouth)
Anonymous asked: YOU LIKE WIENER?
oh yessss.s especiallly HEATHER’S
See the bridge above?
I row under it every day. =]
(Source: between-your-lips-and-mine, via theshapeofyourmouth)
A motto that I really need to start living by.
(Source: psychotic-and-empty, via demotivatedmitigation)
A Koala eating an apple for lunch, in Perth, Western Australia. [x]
I love the way it’s just sitting there on its haunches…
like a tired old man.
(Source: asktaylors, via lettheadeventurebegin)
Cuz failing at life is what I do best!
when people seriously compliment me
it’s like
wow are you being
for real
like
god bless you and your family
and I hope all your dreams come true
amen
(Source: instant-amnesia, via angielar)
New goal is to learn how to play the bass.
I mean, if I gave up 9 years of my life to play the violin
I should at least put away one summer for THIS beautiful instrument, yes?
